A soft, breathable cotton tee that wears like a quiet wink to anyone moving through long days. The front print reads like an old ledger or vintage certificate — “Promoted to Exhaustion” — with muted borders and an antique-paper texture that feels wry and human. It sits easy at the shoulders and hangs relaxed at the hem, so it layers under jackets or stands alone with jeans. This tee becomes a little moment of humor and solidarity for anyone juggling too much: the design looks lived-in, the fabric stays comfortable all day, and the tear-away label keeps it irritation-free. Wear it to lighten a heavy commute, to a late-night study session, or when you need to acknowledge the grind without saying a word. The dark irony of tech promotions — more responsibility, more meetings, more burnout, positioned as "growth." Nobody's reframed promotions as a path to exhaustion visually.
Product features - 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort - Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar for lasting shape - Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner label, DTG for main front print — crisp detail - Tear-away label and shoulder tape for scratch-free, stable fit - OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced cotton; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
